Order Processing

Your Stupidbubble doesn’t just fly out the door—it takes 2–3 business days to wake up, stretch, and strut into the shipping lane. (Weekends and holidays? We rest. Even rebels need a break.)

Free Shipping – No Games, No Gimmicks

No games. No gimmicks. Shipping is on us. Always. Because Stupidbubble doesn’t nickel-and-dime our people.

Delivery Times

• U.S. Orders: Standard delivery takes 3–7 business days once your order ships.
• International Orders: About 7–21 business days depending on your country and customs. Duties/taxes are paid by the recipient.

Tracking Your Bubble

Once your order hits the road, you’ll get an email with a tracking link. Obsessively check it, ignore it, or whisper sweet nothings to it—we don’t judge.

Lost, Stolen, or Damaged Packages

Mail pirates, porch thieves, or clumsy delivery gremlins—we hate them too. But once the tracking says “delivered,” your Stupidbubble is officially in your hands. If it shows up looking like it fought a dragon, email us within 48 hours with photos. We’ll help you make it right.

Pre-Orders & Drops

When you grab a pre-order or a limited drop, remember patience is part of the game. Your order will ship when the product is ready—check the product page for estimated dates. If you order regular items too, we’ll ship it all together unless otherwise noted.

Returns & Exchanges

If you need to send something back, hit up our Return Policy. (Spoiler: we don’t make it complicated.)

🌍 Africa Shipping (Read This Before You Click “Buy”)

Yes, we ship to Africa. No, it won’t teleport. Your Stupidbubble is crossing oceans and borders—and it will find you.

Where we ship in Africa

• North: Morocco, Egypt, Tunisia
• West: Nigeria, Ghana, Ivory Coast (and neighbors)
• South: South Africa (strong lanes)
• Everywhere else: We’ll try you—just expect longer routes

Timing (real talk)

• Standard: ~10–28 business days depending on your country and customs.
• Tracking: Provided. Refresh it as much as you want—we do too.

Costs (keep it simple)

• Flat rate: $20–25 (country-dependent).
• Free shipping: Orders $150+ qualify. (Because we respect big carts.)

Duties & taxes (your bubble to burst)

• Import fees are set by your country and paid by you at delivery. We don’t control them and can’t pre-pay them—for now.

Addresses & delivery

• Enter your full legal name, complete street address, and an active phone number.
• PO Boxes don’t always work—use a street address when possible.
• If your package looks like it fought a rhino, email us within 48 hours with photos. We’ll help.

🌏 Asia Shipping (Real Talk)

Yes, we ship to Asia. But don’t expect teleportation—your Stupidbubble is taking the scenic route through customs and carriers. Here’s how it breaks down:

The Fast Lanes (7–14 business days)
Japan, Singapore, Hong Kong, Taiwan, South Korea. Efficient borders, quick networks, solid tracking.

The Mid-Speed Crew (10–20 business days)
India, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines. Strong lanes, but customs like to flex.

The Long Road (14–28 business days)
Indonesia, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Nepal, Cambodia, and beyond. Delivery takes longer, but your bubble will get there.

Tracking & Customs

• Tracking link provided. Refresh it every hour if you want—we do too.
• Customs fees and taxes? That’s on you. We don’t make the rules, we just ship through them.

Free vs. Flat

Standard flat rates: $15–25 depending on country.

Orders $120+? We cover shipping. Orders $150+ in harder-to-reach zones? Still free.